at least i exist.

my name is christian, like the religion.

these are my interests, inspirations, & experiences.
and a FUCKTON of selfies.
  • hank: wanna start a boxed wine club with me?
  • me: meh, i'm not really a fan of wine.
  • hank: we need a club.
  • me: ad club.
  • hank: box wine club.
  • me: but i don't like wine.
  • hank: i don't care.